God Time just Flies by!

Its not good to buy new games, it just screws with your other thing you are supposed to do. For example Blogging, writing my Viking Novel and what not. And if that is not enough, I was supposed to make videos on youtube on Afraid of Monsters (a nice game, its a mod to Half Life) and was going to see how it was. Iv only seen bits and pieces from time to time.

I just bought Far Cry 3 on Saturday and Shizzlemadizzle that game is AWESOME! I mean, going around in a camp.. Knife them questions and be an all out BADASS! I think Iv killed more people with the knifes then most weapons.. I think.. No I think iv killed most people with Pistol hehe.. When I got that Desert Eagle things started happening. Or when I was unlocking some signature weapons just for the fun of it.. but some things made me sad!! VERY SAD! They reward you with Signature Weapons when you find like say.. “8 lost letters” But they wont give you anything else when you find them all! WHY THE HELL NOT! All that work.. for nothing... JUST an achievement... I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT! Well they are fun.. but I would like some ingame reward more then just a text saying “Iv done this... you bastard”

It was the same with all the camps and memory CARDS! WHYYYYY Why do they give you a weapon in the middle somewhere but not in the end!! GOD DAMNIT!. I would like it more if you only got that weapon in the end. Because that would feel more rewarding then.. But nOOooOoo.. Thats just not how things will be I see.. Well I cant blame them.. although most weapons there are right out shit.. But eh.. its fun nonetheless I still think the Deagle is better then the “Shadow” Which is one of my favourite guns in games.. The Colt the .45 hand pistol.. The weapon that has been with us since world war two.. But with some slight improvements here and there.

But overall the Deagle might take the first spot on weapons.. Mostly because its a cannon that you have in your hands.. A Magnum without the cylinder... its just not as strong.. but well worth all that glory. Though I just have to give credit to the game for some things.. for example.. THE WINGSUIT! ITS AWESOME!... Its not that good overall.. But when you are on a cliff its just the best way to travel.. and it looks awesome.. Though its very hard to see anything with my usual 110 fov (Field of View) but... I was getting used to it after a while..

But the snipers in the game, isnt as fun as I often think they are. The sniper in this game dosnt have that feel. That Umph that “BOOM” (there is one.. which you get in the near end.. but its zoom is just a joke) The shotguns on the other hand.. Ooohh that weapon is no joke that weapon packs a real mean punch and you will fall in love with it in seconds. At least the Signature Shotgun.. Oh that one is a beast.

There are a few Signature Weapons (there might be more then I have) iv got 5 so far:
Shadow: A Customized 1911 Pistol with a larger Magazine. Deadly in the dark with its silence. Its the perfect weapon for those stealthy nights with that extra need of accuracy. (Also has a custom paint job which is camo.. and looks awesome)

Shredder: A customized vector .45 ACP with that extra need of reflex sight and suppressor on.. and with the extended magazine makes it to a perfect weapon for those late nights out with your lover..

The Bull: This is a customized M133 Shotgun with some extra shell capacity and with the nice paint job makes it perfect for breaking into those nasty camps and give them the Boomstick..

Bushman: Dont let the name fool you, this weapon is a customized P416 Assault Rifle with an optical scope and suppressor for those times you need to infiltrate the base without being detected, but still want to have some firepower in your hands. It also had en extended magazine so you dont have to think of the reloading all the time.

AMR: This is a Z93 Sniper Rifle with extended Magazine. It has a High power scope for those long distance fights.. This weapon might be something for you that dosnt dare to go into the camp and want to keep your distance.. bewary though.. This weapon packs a mean punch with its penetrating rounds (which also is slightly explosive) This weapon if used.. RUN.. you will blow your cover.. and also will most likely to blow some heads. (Mind Blowing Weapon... literately)

Well overall I do like Far Cry 3.. and I cant wait for later today when It will be some awesome Dungeonland with me a friend and some viewers in the stream.. IT WILL BE AWESOME!

So everyone, dont forget your hands.. it could be messy.. And dont break a leg as people say... it hurts.. trust me.

Diablo 3

Iv been a Diablo fan since the first one came in 1996, and i played that game for ages. Though i didnt buy it when i was 5.. i bought it 2003 but still. I played Diablo 1 until Windows 7 came, (reason why I stopped was because it didnt work anymore with the OS) every weekend me and a friend sat down and played it. I mean that game was just a marvel. It was awesome, fun, and pure Badass! I remembering me and my friend he was playing the warrior, and i was playing the sorcerer (Wizard) we always had a lot of fun in that game, not because you could “accidentally” kill your friend with a firewall but it was the feeling, and how good the game was in general.

I mean the feeling when you moved around in the dungeon with friends, when you faced the hordes of skeleton-demons, since the game wasnt that easy.. nor that hard. It had that perfect mixture of Balance. But I do think my friend thought I was more of a threat then the actual enemies.. Mostly because of my devastating spells, he always “accidentally” got killed by them when he was attacking some skeleton-demons. But we did kill them all.. but with the price of someone almost dying. The game always rewarded you with good loot. And it was easy to know who of us that took what, since I only used magic items, and my friend always went with the more heavier things. So he focused more on Strength and me on Willpower items.

I still remember the Butcher.. oh yes the “AAAAHHH FRESH MEAT!” 

He still had the best line in the game, but what I think made Diablo so good, (beside the game mechanics and loot system) It was the acting.. it was so bad, that it was awesome. I really loved that acting, it almost reminded me of Resident Evil (first one) when Barry said to Jill.. “Jill you master of unlocking take this with you” “Oh, you were almost a Jill-sandwich” And all those awesome quotes.

I actually played Diablo 2 Before Diablo 1, but I like Diablo 1 more then 2.. But back to Diablo 2

When I had Diablo 2 I didnt even have internet. But it was awesome, first character I played was the “Necromancer” and yes, he summons the dead. And DAMN he can summon the dead. Later on in the game when you can make an army of 25 Footsoldiers (skeletons) and 25 Mages (also skeletons) It was just awesome.. Normaly you cant have that many, if you didnt have “The Charms” Charms in Diablo 2 was something new and was just a simple item in your backpack that game you a random Passive, if you were lucky it could increase your skills by 1-3 (all of them hehe) And I had about half of my inventory full of them. There was 3 different charms

First one only took 1 inventory space, Second one took 2 space blocks. And you can only guess what the third one did.. OH YES!! it did not take 8 or 5 or 100... It took..... THREE!! (amazin right?.. you didnt see that one coming) Its not really recommended to do that.. Since it takes ages to actually get those things you need. I think I played the game with the same character over 2 weeks just to get those items.. Was fun but hell of a lot of work.

When my friend saw that army of the dead. We also made the small joke of “HAH.. I am wielding the necronomicon” Which is the book of the dead, by HP-Lovecraft. And it did kinda fit in quite well. Since I more or less had that army which just couldnt die.. They could. Just took a lot of effort on the demons part to kill them.. And to make matters even better. Later on in the summoning tree there was a skill that increased the Power/Health/Defense/Resistance/ Etc on your ….. YES!!! Skeletons! (all of them) Which just made the icing on the cake even better!

In 2002 I got Internet and me and my friend began the mayhem. And we both owned the expansion too then, so it was only just to move around and kill them all. He tried the Assassin, and I went Druid. And it was actually a very good combination. I summoned Ravens/Wolfs/Bears/Serpents and much more.. (huge surprise that I play as a summoner right?) And this class was a lot different from the Necromancer, since first of all, the necromancer needs corpses to summon the skeletons. While the druid dont, he can summon them from thin air and just go “Have you seen my “Waves hands” BEAR!” Which was awesome, But they made a balance thing, you could only have either the Wolfs or The bear up at the same time. Which makes sense in a way but also was rather “DAMNIT!” I do remember that later when I got the Bear.. and noticed the wolfs went.. I just thought... EH... Bear it is.. There was quite the difference between them. The Bear was more of a Tank.. While the Wolfs were damage dealers.. Which kinda makes sense since you can have WAAAY (5) more Wolves then Bears (Can only have one).. Even though the Bear does a lot more damage, the wolves could attack multiple enemies at a time.

We played this game over and over my friend and when I bought Diablo 1 it all began over again and we played that game even more. There was just something about that game that was just perfect.

Diablo III When you started the game it felt okey, the environment felt nice and Gothic like the old games. The story in act one was actually the closest to how Diablo games are. (the rest were just dragging it all out.. and kinda pissed me off) The skill system in the beginning was quite ok, but after you hit a certain level you noticed that about 70% of everything you've gotten is shit, and the newer once are just way better for surival. Skill systems in ARPG's always use a Skill-tree to make your character more personal and gives you more options on what you want to have and made you think of.. Is this worth specking on? Because if I find something new I would waste this one.. (this made you always consider PROS and CONS), but since you got everything automaticly which was fine in the first 10 levels. But it got kinda boring after a while, YES there was fun things in it in the beginning. Like “This Rune does this and this” (which you maybe prefer over the one you had. So you just wanted to get to that level to use it) But later on when you had all the runes, there was no point in doing a new lets say “Monk” Because he would be the exact same, since if I wanted to change my things on my other monk I could do it anyway any time.. So the replay value wasnt really there.

But there is ways that they actually could have made this approach to work, think like this.. I play as Monk.. You have a “Rune-Tree” On Level 5 you get your first choice. Between 3 different spells. And if you chose one of them, the other 2 are locked, and cannot be taken later on. This would make the Rune System to work very well and it would also give the game more of a character. And would make things work out. Yes people will still think the stiffness in the game is fun and all. But for people that have played ARPG's for years, isnt really the real way. They made the game waaay to easy for people to understand, instead of actually trying to let people actually figure out how the game was.

Blizzard were just straight out lazy when they made Diablo 3. The whole game was just a cash collector. The item drop was way to bad, just because they wanted people to use the in-game AH (Yes they used an In-game AH with real money) so they can profit from it. The game after act one to act 4 just felt slow and the story was poorly made. The whole game was a big cliche. You always knew what was going to happen, nothing was a real surprise, unlike the old games. Even though you still knew what was going to happen. But in the third game, like in act 3. The boss is doing the typical move villain, telling his whole plot which is straight out stupid, since you know who it is and where he is after that. Which ruins the point of playing thru act 3. Act 4 is just lazy. There is nothing to do besides going from point A to B.. which you did in the whole game..

The game had no reward for exploring except for unfair elites. Blizzard also said it was going to be "Random generated" but since the overworld was the same all the time, it became quite sickening to play it over and over. And the "Random dungeons" were only 2-4 different maps with some events. Which isnt really random generated.. its just pre-created maps with a random selection. The rune system later on was also very badly made, since as i said before most of it isnt needed. There was no customizations and no real feel for leveling. In the old games you always went "YES!" on a new level. a new spell/upgrade. in this game you more or less went, huh, i dinged.. *Moving on* And the major thing most be there is no attributes.

Which an ARPG is all about, making your character as you want him to be. For example. I want to give my warrior more mana so i can do some extra attacks etc. or to give my Mage some extra dex so they enemy has an increased chance of missing me. The companions, was a stupid idea to have in the game, they were good. But since you cant use them online. Makes them straight out useless. They are a worthless edition to the game and dosnt even add anything to it, then having some annoying ai randomly throw around words. They made the whole Diablo game into a failed "Arpg" and more of an unsuccessful "mmorpg" And that you can only play 4 players was just stupid, there is no reason to why they limit the game to 4 players and focus the whole game around 4 players, which made everything easy.

And the fact that you ALWAYS have to be online to even play it is just dumb, you cant play LAN, and you have a chance of getting Lag in Single-Player.. And this is just stupid, I wouldnt care if you need to activate the account on their page and after the first login. The “codes” are saved in the computer and you can play the game in offline mode.. Like in StarCraft 2.. Even though you can only play the Campaign.. Which is the only reason why you would play Offline mode (though you cant really chose it, its just if you cant log in at the time)

The game was fun while it lasted, but its just not worth to get back to after everything, i cant say the game was utter shit, it was good the first month, trying out evey class etc.. But it never felt real.. it felt like a slight disapointment, and i know people can say "But of course, there was such a huge time inbetween the games" NO! That is not the damn case! Look at Starcraft 2 and 1. Yes the first one is better. BUT! the second one is not far behind from being Badass! So thats just a lame ass excuse for saying why it is as it is. But overall Diablo 3 is fun to play. It just isnt a diablo game.. Since Diablo games ia all about the Crawling and the Gothic enviroments, loot and teamwork. They made one of those things good in the game.. and that was Teamwork.. it works with 4 players, but its just stupid that they limited it to that.
I havent played Diablo 3 since 1 month after release, and i will never go back to it. In my eyes, Diablo 3 never happend, and i will remain in that state of mind. Diablo 3 was and will always be. WoW-Isometric

Vampires!

Vampires was also a very big part of my childhood, not as big as the zombies, but close.. Though I cant say that vampires was cool, there are a lot of cool movies out there with them.. and some that even are game characters. (Although, I dont read books about them.. not my type of book) But some movies about them are actually only “ok” or worse...

Just look at The Vampire Chronicles which is about this vampire called Louis de Pointe du Lac.. Damn that name.. lets just call him Louis for gods sake.. Well as the titles sais, the movie is about his lifestyle.. it all begins with him starting his story by telling them what predicted his transformation to Lamia Scelero Scaphim Cretura Acebus! Which would be.. Vampire / Blood Drinking Vessle / Creature of Darkness... (so three different ways to name them) Might be wrong.. but hey, I didn't study for Latin.. In fact we never had the chance of even learning it.. But.. back to the movie.. It begins in Spain LOOOOONG before the movie was even shot.. in fact it was on the 1791.. So I feel kinda sorry for him.. just waiting about 203 years until he could do the interview.. damn we humans are just a bunch of haters.. He was about 24 when this “accident” happened.. which was that his wife and kid .. she died in Childbirth. Which was quite common at 1791. He came stumbling drunk from a tavern one night in the arms of a prostitute. When Louis suddenly held at knife point by the woman's pimp. The Vampire “Lestat De Lioncourt” I mean come ON WHY THE NAMES! Lestat Is well enough damnit! He comes and kills both the woman and the pimp. Then jumps at Louis and begun the Blood Drinking! “skips scene” he woke up in the bedroom and.. if you want to know more about it I recommend checking it out.

Iv seen quite many vampire movies. Though most of them has always had a connection with Dracula. Oh yes, I mean the REAL! Vampire (if you dont count the Demon Creature Nosferatu) No I mean the Vampire KING! The LORD! The Manly Blood Sucker! It was rare that I watched anything else then a Dracula movie when it came to Vampire Movies.. Mostly because Dracula for me.. felt like the real thing. Even though all these vampire movies aside has its agenda.. I felt Dracula had a lot more depth in it. But now, im not going to chat about a million movies.. Just a few of them. And actually a game character I remember quite well.

Which is Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy 7 which was my favourite character in the game not only because he was a vampire.. He used pistols.. and he had an awesome coat. (it was red.. ok...) he was a “secret” character. He wasnt much of a secret but you had to find him to actually be able to play with him. And he was so famous he actually got his own game called. Dirge of Cerberus and that he actually was in the Final Fantasy 7 movie called Advent Children (which by the way was just awesome) But if I was going to make a summery of the Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children lets say.. its after the game (a few years later) And its a well worth watch. And I fully recommend it.. its better then a home made burger.. And god.. those burgers are gooooood. First of all you find Vincent Valentine in a coffin which by itself is badass.. But at first you dont really know much about him, since he doesn't talk that much even though Vincent isnt a real Vampire, he is more of an Experiment of Professor Hojo (mad Scientist) But I would still call him a Vampire.. mostly because things he does reminds me of certain vampires.

The first ever Vampire movie I can remember was Bram Stoker's Dracula Which was a movie made in 1992. Though I dont remember much of it. Since I was about 7 when I saw it the first time. But I d know it was my first ever Dracula movie.. After that when I turned 17 I began looking up Dracula movies. And watched the original version “Dracula” (the 1920-60 movies) Which was more based of Atmosphere.. But I have to say, they are one of my favorites. There are a lot of them and most are actually very good. I mean look at the action movie Van helsing for example, it was a nice reboot to how vampire movies were. Going from horror to Action Adventure. (awesome) Even though that it was more a Werewolf VS Vampire thing. That has been going on in ages in mythology. Same as the movie called Underworld I had my “god damnit is this shit” in the beginning, but the movie actually grew on me after a few times.. First time I watched it I went.. hmm the hell.. is this a vampire movie.. (this was long before Van Helsing.. by a year) I didnt watch it from start to finish the first go.. I just watched about half.. Then after a while I gave it another go, after I saw Van Helsing.. Dont ask me why I suddenly turned back... Maybe it was just something that movie made me realise.. So I watched it, from start to finish.. And I loved it. It was Amazin.. Then I heard about there was going to be a second one and I dropped my jaw. And by now, Iv seen them all. About 5 times each. And Van Helsing about 4-7. Though I think its because of the Action genre that makes me coming back..

Though I love the original Vampire Movies where its all about the Deep story and how its building up. But for me, I want the perfect day, the perfect time. And place.. Like For Dracula. I has to be past 1 Am.. it most be a weekend.. And everything must be just perfect..

But thats not the case with most movies I watch.. its just something with the old Dracula/Vampire movies, that makes it more fun to watch it then, even though I never get scared its just the dark feeling that adds to the movie.

While for the action movies there isnt really much about time and place, its just to sit on your ass and grab some popcorn and start watching the awesomeness. Speaking of which, recently I watched a movie called “Lesbian Vampire Killers” Which for me at first sounded like some weird shit.. but I looked it up of pure curiosity and damn.. that movie was awesome.. Its a comedy action movie and not really as it sounds xD Its not lesbians that goes around killing vampires.. its the Vampires that are lesbians.. Even though the movie might be a bit “The Hell are you doin !?” The movie is overall pure awesomeness without a doubt!

Vampire movies can though be very bad.. I mean, when they force you to have Sunglasses on you when you watch the movie because its to much sparkle, you know its not a Vampire movie, just a disco ball running around eating people. I cant say its bad.. but I cant say that its good.. because its one of the most horrible experience iv ever had in any movie.. Its the first and ONLY movie iv stopped watching after a few minutes.. But everyone is different, if people like to get brainwashed because of the Sparkling Disco ball I cant blame them. But for me.. I prefer the real deal..

GAMES!

Games, believe it or not. I LOVE THEM!.. Yeah I know, what a shocker.. Iv been playing games since I was three.. Yeah, I had just learned to walk and there I was sitting on my ass and didn't use them at all. (even though I learned to walk at the age of one) Waste of legs If you ask me, but I do remember most of my childhood when it came go games..

Like the time when I was four or five and I was playing Contra or as it was called here “Probotector” and DAMN! That game was awesome. On Probotector.. you were two giant mechs which was just awesome, although I cant say that the original Contra was awesome too. I mean you were two Rambo characters with no tops all muscles and killing everything you saw, instead of destroying everything you saw. But I did prefer Probotector just because or the sheer nonsense of why they actually made everything to mechs (to violent). I dont know what it just wasnt called “Contra Mech Fighter Strike Force Alpha!” I mean that would be awesome.. but I guess it would be to hard to say that all the time and not at catchy as “PROBOTECTOR” (For some reason the name always reminds me of “ROBOCOP” Which was a good movie on the 80s it was about a man called Murphy and, yeah he came to “Detroit” and well his first assignment gets him killed because his partner was just an idiot. But it dosnt stop there.. NOOOOO they didnt just killed him with a bullet.. they rained down hell apon this guy.. Think about it. Five guys, standing watching you.. each and everyone with a Shotgun... oh yes.. its just that bad... But enough of Robocop, if you want to know more. Go and buy it or watch it on Netflix)

But when I played this game I played it mostly with my Grandmother, and I remember this old routine we had.

First. It had to be on a holiday (since I spent most of my time there when it was holiday)

Second. We always lined up two chairs and then a table in between. The table was of course for the coffee-maker and when it was all done, we sat down and started the killing-spree.. Even though my grandmother never had any extra life past stage five, she began with her usual Evil-scheme. Started to steal my extra life.. and she enjoyed it, fun thing is.. she always did it with a smile and this “Evil Laugh” She was a Mean (cant say green because that wouldnt make any sense what so ever) Killing Machine, and by that I mean, she was killing my extra lives.. like kids are running around complaining about how hard the floor is when they fall on it. Even though I did let her do it.. it was just the fact that she was enjoying it a bit to much.

I even remember something one year later I got a so called SNES (Also known as “The Super Nintendo” or Super Nintendo Entertainment System) Best console iv owned. Me and my mother actually played a game called “The Lost Vikings” and just as the title sais.. ITS BADASS!.. (its also one of the best Blizzard games but at that time they were called Silicon & Synapse .. and look at them now... what a shame) We actually rent the game from a Game Store (that was the time when it actually was possible to do such a thing here where I live) We played it over a week and we had a lot of fun with those Three Vikings.. (The game is about Three Vikings.. Eric the Swift, Baleog the Fierce, and Olaf the Stout.. The game is actually quite simple.. the only hard thing about it was that you needed to use your brain.. and that... had its difficulties. But the Three Vikings are out hunting for food for their family for the day.. And when they get back to their wifes and children, they of course feasted and then fell asleep.. later the night a massive UFO (Also known as Unidentified Flying Object) But you cant really call this an UFO.. it was more of an IGSZ (Inter Galactic Space Zoo) and they abducted these three Vikings for their Zoo.. and the game is about you escaping the madness of TOMATOR! (the emperor that owns this “IGSZ”) and if you want to know more about the game, I suggest go and play it..)

Me and my mother had this interesting idea of writing down every stage password on a piece of paper and then place it in the cartage so people that had problems with certain stages could easily just move on

After a constant gaming on the Snes without stop to let it rest it actually began to smoke.. (not a cigar.. because that would be weird) And what do we do!? Well the only logical reason of course.. we shut it down and drive to my cousins place and say..

We need to borrow your SNES.. 
Why!? They asked..

Well.. Ours “kinda” broke..

What do you mean by “Broke”?...

Well it began to smoke and well.. didn't want to start..

Erm...

Oh thanks... See you later then.. So we took their snes and continued our epic adventure through “THE LOST VIKINGS MADNESS”.. After a long week when we were going to give it back since our rent time was out.. We took the cartage.. and what falls out!? A PIECE OF PAPER! And you can just guess what kind of text there was on it … “This is a secret message, and after you read this through, this message is going to explode”

No.. but seriously... It was THE STAGE PASSWORDS! Someone STOLE me and my mothers idea! Those Bastards!

A few years later I was playing Mario Kart 64! Oh yes.. The read shit where it was all about Die or get killed Trying! Or as my grandfather did.. Wash the Car of lose the race trying!.. We had a tons of fun and I knew he was bad and so did he. But we both enjoyed playing the game, and Grandfather sure did like his cars clean. He always went down the water to wash it... And dont get me started on grandmother, she was a Racer.. Crazy one at that.. She even tried to do tight curves by tilting the controller left or right... Of course that didnt help her at all, but it sure was fun to see her trying it over and over. Crazy old Woman..

I have a lot of good memories from games, most of them is related to family but still.. A good memory is till a good memory, and I wouldnt trade it for the world.. because if you have done what iv been through when it comes to growing up with games.. You sure would do the exact same.

The Undead!

Everyone knows about Zombies, but most people dont know about the old Zombie movies made by the legendary George A. Romero OH YES! He was a legend, i think he actually started the whole thing (He wasnt first. but most people are using his concept) And what would iv done without this guy, i mean.. he made our best friend, the man eating braindead-Braineater! You know those thing you just go AWWww He is sooooo Cute! ME HUG YOU WITH SHOTGUN! I would love too have a Zombie movie where they say  You! Invaders! Get You the Hot Bullets of Shotgun to Die! Which comes from an old Arcade game called Bloody Wolf.. oh yes it was BADASS! 

I mean think of it.. even though it wouldnt make much diffirent the Zombies would still come and eat your brains, no matter how much you scream that sentence but it would be fun too see it. Zombie movies and games have been a huge part of my life to be honest.. iv been playing those games as if it was a Super Mario Kart game.. The best old Zombie game must have been The House of the Dead.. or "The TYPING of the Dead" Which is the same game... BUT! On the typing of the dead you actually TYPE! The Zombies to death! Which is just awesome.. and that is not the best thing about it.. The backpack on your character is actually a Dreamcast.. AND! your Weapons!? A DAMN KEYBOARD! Now.. if you would be that stupid to try this in a real Zombie apocalypse.. i dont think you would survive for long. Since lets just face it.. it just wouldnt work.. we would need something else on it..

WE COULD MAKE!! Everytime you make a word on the keyboard.. a laserbeam is shot out from the ... erm... USB port! Even though this would make you only do small words because it would still be a laser... we need something else to.. AHA... The bigger the word.. the bigger the laser.. so if you write like.. Hello! It would be like a laser of a peashooter.. or... just like a normal laserpen.. you know those things you use to confuse cats... hehe... But what would happen if you wrote... 

CUNFUZZLEMEDURKAPHASE! Would that explode the word?

But Zombie Games has always been a fun genre.. no matter how they are.. i know people cry because of how the BioHazard (Resident Evil) Series has gone.. and yes, i can agree. But the core aspect of a game is till there.. its fun.. but i wont call then Resident Evil any more.. Just Evil Residents! There.. infact everyone is just an Evil Resident! So there is no real zombies.. just tons of houses moving towards you with an evil grin and saying "LIVE IN MEEEEE... LIIIIVVVEEEE IN MEEEEE"

I think that would be worse then the Zombies.. i mean.. being eaten by a house.. or a Braindead-Braineater... nah i think i would go for the zombie.. because that one i can atleast blow his brains out.. I even think if the House Zombies would be like house in "Evil Dead" i would be screwed.. Because that house... was insane..

There is actually a very good Zombie game (if you can call it that) its called "Hunter: *insert name here* " And is actually very good they made 3 or 4 of them i think, 2-3 came to the Xbox.. Oh no.. not the fancy 360.. Here we are talking the real thing. The BOX! the real box. Not that slim thing.. nono.. this was like a VCR but that took CD's and it most have been my favorite console if you dont count Super Nintendo. That game was actually rather awessome, it was a hack'n'slash multiplayer-sharedscreen bloodfest.  And it was awesome.. There were 4 people to choose between.

First one was Deuce, The Avenger with a Battle-Axe and a Shotgun as his range weapon.

Second one was Kassandra, the Martyr with Two Pistols and Twin Knifes as Close range weapon.

Third one was Father Cortez, the Judge he is a priest with a crossbow (its a cross on the crossbow too, oh ye is is just that awesome) He also carries a Sword with a Crucifix hilt.

Forth one is Samantha, the Defender, she is like the babe we all want on a Zombie Apocalypse. He weild that Sabre sword like a second arm and cuts zombies down like they were made of butter. And her range weapon.. Oh god.. That Magnum Revolver (Scoped one to at that)

I played that game so much i even remember Being Father Cortez with a Chainsaw.. in a chuch.. killing a teddybear.. OH YES, this game really means it! And that Boss is something, hard/easy depends on how good you are. But i remember most parts as Deuce since yeah.. he had a Battle Axe (Win right there)

But if it comes to zombie, you can never get enough.. well you can if they jump on you and do a group hug and say "Oh Chris we have missed you sooooo much.. Gimme kiss" It has its limits.. But who knows, the zombies might be from outer Space hell (oh yes.. there was a movie called that ones) Its also known as Ghost of Mars and lets not talk about that one..

First Blog entry, what am i DOING!?!

So, this will be my first ever entry to any kind of blog.. I dont really know why i started, or ye i do. But i just dont at the same time.. Lets put it like this, i love to write, and why not just write about my gaming experiences, what i like about the game im playing, why i make youtube vids/streaming.
When the game is complete, what did i think about it. And so forth.
And who knows, later i might do some Youtube Game Reviews (will take some time though, but i mean in the near future)

For a long time ago i actually thought Blogging was stupid, dont get me wrong, i think its a nice idea for people that want to talk about things and share it. But when i was younger i didnt understand the concept. Mostly because when i was young i didnt really care of anything. I mostly was just sitting around slapping my computer mouse while i played games.

Almost as im doing nowadays but with abit more finess *cough cough* before when i was younger i did as most people do.. *dies in game* OH MY GOD! I DIED!! THIS GAME IS SHIT! *throws game out the window* I couldnt see the fun in games when i was younger, i dont know why.. i just either won, or didnt care of the game.. Nowadays i love to die in games, mostly for every death i get more competitive and when i finally complete the map. that feeling is indescribable.

Iv always been very competitive in games, but not in the bad way, i play for the sake of fun, but i won't get down without a fight, even if im outnumbered i still fight till my last breath.

Its the same as Loot in games (yes im a lootwhore) when i play Torchlight / Path of Exile / Borderlands 2 / Dark Souls / any other Rpg
Even if its just Money i always go "LOOOOOOOOT" I dont really know why, maybe its just something with just scavage and taking things to use them against people!
Mostly when i play Singleplayer then, i never ninja loot if people need the things. Im a team player, even though i often play alone (so i can do just that .. LOOT IT ALL) Thats what i like about torchlight (individual loot which is awesome)

But since this is my first ever Bloggin and i have no clue of what to write about more, Lets just end it with a  BANG!

I still love that highligt from the stream hehe