The Undead!

Everyone knows about Zombies, but most people dont know about the old Zombie movies made by the legendary George A. Romero OH YES! He was a legend, i think he actually started the whole thing (He wasnt first. but most people are using his concept) And what would iv done without this guy, i mean.. he made our best friend, the man eating braindead-Braineater! You know those thing you just go AWWww He is sooooo Cute! ME HUG YOU WITH SHOTGUN! I would love too have a Zombie movie where they say  You! Invaders! Get You the Hot Bullets of Shotgun to Die! Which comes from an old Arcade game called Bloody Wolf.. oh yes it was BADASS! 

I mean think of it.. even though it wouldnt make much diffirent the Zombies would still come and eat your brains, no matter how much you scream that sentence but it would be fun too see it. Zombie movies and games have been a huge part of my life to be honest.. iv been playing those games as if it was a Super Mario Kart game.. The best old Zombie game must have been The House of the Dead.. or "The TYPING of the Dead" Which is the same game... BUT! On the typing of the dead you actually TYPE! The Zombies to death! Which is just awesome.. and that is not the best thing about it.. The backpack on your character is actually a Dreamcast.. AND! your Weapons!? A DAMN KEYBOARD! Now.. if you would be that stupid to try this in a real Zombie apocalypse.. i dont think you would survive for long. Since lets just face it.. it just wouldnt work.. we would need something else on it..

WE COULD MAKE!! Everytime you make a word on the keyboard.. a laserbeam is shot out from the ... erm... USB port! Even though this would make you only do small words because it would still be a laser... we need something else to.. AHA... The bigger the word.. the bigger the laser.. so if you write like.. Hello! It would be like a laser of a peashooter.. or... just like a normal laserpen.. you know those things you use to confuse cats... hehe... But what would happen if you wrote... 

CUNFUZZLEMEDURKAPHASE! Would that explode the word?

But Zombie Games has always been a fun genre.. no matter how they are.. i know people cry because of how the BioHazard (Resident Evil) Series has gone.. and yes, i can agree. But the core aspect of a game is till there.. its fun.. but i wont call then Resident Evil any more.. Just Evil Residents! There.. infact everyone is just an Evil Resident! So there is no real zombies.. just tons of houses moving towards you with an evil grin and saying "LIVE IN MEEEEE... LIIIIVVVEEEE IN MEEEEE"

I think that would be worse then the Zombies.. i mean.. being eaten by a house.. or a Braindead-Braineater... nah i think i would go for the zombie.. because that one i can atleast blow his brains out.. I even think if the House Zombies would be like house in "Evil Dead" i would be screwed.. Because that house... was insane..

There is actually a very good Zombie game (if you can call it that) its called "Hunter: *insert name here* " And is actually very good they made 3 or 4 of them i think, 2-3 came to the Xbox.. Oh no.. not the fancy 360.. Here we are talking the real thing. The BOX! the real box. Not that slim thing.. nono.. this was like a VCR but that took CD's and it most have been my favorite console if you dont count Super Nintendo. That game was actually rather awessome, it was a hack'n'slash multiplayer-sharedscreen bloodfest.  And it was awesome.. There were 4 people to choose between.

First one was Deuce, The Avenger with a Battle-Axe and a Shotgun as his range weapon.

Second one was Kassandra, the Martyr with Two Pistols and Twin Knifes as Close range weapon.

Third one was Father Cortez, the Judge he is a priest with a crossbow (its a cross on the crossbow too, oh ye is is just that awesome) He also carries a Sword with a Crucifix hilt.

Forth one is Samantha, the Defender, she is like the babe we all want on a Zombie Apocalypse. He weild that Sabre sword like a second arm and cuts zombies down like they were made of butter. And her range weapon.. Oh god.. That Magnum Revolver (Scoped one to at that)

I played that game so much i even remember Being Father Cortez with a Chainsaw.. in a chuch.. killing a teddybear.. OH YES, this game really means it! And that Boss is something, hard/easy depends on how good you are. But i remember most parts as Deuce since yeah.. he had a Battle Axe (Win right there)

But if it comes to zombie, you can never get enough.. well you can if they jump on you and do a group hug and say "Oh Chris we have missed you sooooo much.. Gimme kiss" It has its limits.. But who knows, the zombies might be from outer Space hell (oh yes.. there was a movie called that ones) Its also known as Ghost of Mars and lets not talk about that one..